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Literally couldn’t disagree more 😂 I wait all year for Panettone season and currently have 5 assorted sizes and types stashed in the spare bedroom 😜😋

Is that because I lived in Sicily when I was seventeen and Panettone was a big part of the celebrations starting on Christmas Eve 🤷‍♀️ Who knows but I’m now going to buy a flatbed truck and open a Panettone rescue centre!🛻 🍪😋

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Yes!! I bake panettone. I love it. Great Britain probably has a better selection, the good stuff from Sicily. I think it's the citron people don't like. I don't use it. Also I make fruitcake. Even people who hate fruitcake like it. My mother used my to say I like "old man" food.

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Hey watch your baking tins lady! You’re dangerously close to breaking the Omerta code of Christmas cake & puddings 🇮🇹🤐🐴 😂🤣😂

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Haha! I love Stollen (and anything with almond paste in it) and I like panettoni as well, but I did enjoy that article. I am probably a Food Philistine lost cause anyway, as I also like those big bars of marzipan covered in chocolate that you can buy in Lidl. I doubt any Guardian reader would admit to that.

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Oh that sounds good! I will get myself to a Lidl asap.

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Oh dear. I enjoy both stollen and panettone, especially washed down with sherry. Mind you I like anything that has calories in it that will fit in my mouth.

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I ❤️ panettone! Anyone who doesn’t want theirs can send it to me and I will enjoy huge slices with cups of Barrys Tea. Stollen is delicious too!

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Panettone, I learnt during the Great Panettone Glut in my house a few years ago, makes wonderful bread and butter pudding - ideal for anyone who is trying to put on weight!

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I actually love Panettone! It’s delicious!

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Panettone is great. When it’s not the mass produced consumer version you see in stores. Ones from small Italian bakeries, or homemade ones (like I make every year) are a while different animal.

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I can't wait to use this quote: it tastes like Gandhi's flip-flop after three months in the desert.

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Glad I’m not alone. What is the point of panettone??

Love stollen though

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I love Panettone. It is my Christmas morning breakfast. Panettone and coffee. And because it's Christmas the coffee can be spiked, even at 6am.

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I bought one once because it was there on the shelves at Christmas. Catch me doing that again.

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Amusing writing, good promotion for Soylent Green.

I love Panettone, have for decades, and really love fruitcake, since childhood - sliced extremely thin and a dab of crème fraîche.

Now what I gag on is Marzipan anything. I had the trauma of having my husband unwittingly stuff a marzipan rose from a stupefyingly large wedding cake in front of 400 people at the old City Hall courts at Amsterdam for our wedding party a few decades back. I was very aware that this was the first gay wedding of anyone had ever been to, and controlling projectile gagging was a superhuman effort.

The other dessert I really dislike is Bûche de Noël - the idea of a eating something like a colossal dropping of a frighteningly large animal, with I imagine the same consistency, covered with decorations like mushrooms (marzipan, naturally) making it look like the thing is rotting…

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I chuckled through this, but I have to admit to being partial to a slice or two of panettone - and stollen (from Lidl). Only problem is, those large ones last forever…in fact I got a bit suspicious about what was as in it when last years panettone seemed to go on for months after I had opened it. February, not a spore of mould and still soft and tasty…

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I must say, Bindel on bread, however wry, feels like a message from simpler times. Feeling nostalgic. 🥮 🥴

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😂

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Thank you for the laugh!🤣 I loved your comparisons to wall paper scrapings to Ghandi’s flip flops. I was not offended just chuckled yet I happened to like the nasties you wrote about: especially stollen and paska at Easter! Thx for the laugh!

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